A lot of guys would love to experience the rush of being on top of the world, but the thought of having to sit on a bucket while taking a drug probably isn’t what came to your mind. However, those seeking bigger thrills might be able to leverage their ascent to the remote mountain into a medically-approved trip to obtain erection-boosting medication. As it turns out, there’s a way for those who want to climb Mount Everest to do so and still get their hands on Viagra. Here’s how.
First, Book That Accommodation
It’s an oddity of geography that the tallest mountain in the world is situated in the Everest region of northern Nepal. Permit restrictions and strict regulations prevent foreigners from freely entering the country, which means that those seeking to summit the mountain must make a beeline for the Everest Base Camp. From here, it’s just a few days of hiking through terraced rice paddies and rugged wilderness to reach the summit and have a chance at obtaining a summit certificate that will allow you to climb further. Accommodation at Base Camp is quite basic, consisting of a tarpaulin and a sleeping mat, with two men to a tent. No showers are available, so you’ll have to make do with a bucket of chilly water for washing. There’s also a two-man tent for those seeking more privacy. During the two-week stay at Base Camp, climbers are under constant surveillance by mountaineering guides and Sherpa assistants, who keep a watchful eye on food intake, medication, and other essentials needed for the physically demanding climb. There’s also a very basic kitchen, which provides some flexibility for those seeking to summit before the 8 a.m. wake-up bell.
Next, Obtain A Medical Kit
A common misconception about traveling to another country is that you’ll need vaccines and medications that are not available in your home country. In most cases, this simply isn’t true. Most medications and vaccines are available in neighboring countries, especially in Asia, which is home to a lot of money-centric industries, like pharmaceuticals and biotechnology. Climbers heading to Base Camp are issued a basic first-aid kit, which contains antiseptic wipes, bandages, and basic medication, such as paracetamol and ibuprofen. Unfortunately, this is the extent of the medical kit; there’s no doctor on call during the two-week stay at Base Camp. The only exception is for those with preexisting medical conditions.
Next, Book Advance Parachuting
If you’re looking for an alternative way to reach the summit of Mount Everest, you might want to consider a tandem skydive with your spouse or a close friend. The adrenaline rush of jumping out of an airplane with just a parachute won’t be the same as the summit experience, but it’s close. The catch is that you need to coordinate this a few weeks in advance, as tandem skydiving is considered an experience that is best enjoyed as a group. The cost of this adventure is around $15,000, not including the cost of the plane ride. Those seeking to take a more leisurely approach can opt for individually-towed canopies, which are cheaper and accommodate one person at a time. However, the sensation of floating to the ground while being skydived by an expert pilot is something that most people cherish as a once-in-a-lifetime experience.
Finally, Take Viagra Before You Leave
For those opting for a leisurely approach to Mount Everest, the last thing you want to do is rush to the drugstore to get Viagra before you leave. The thing is, if you’re a registered mountaineer, you’re required to bring your own medication, including Viagra. The rule is in place because pharmaceutical companies don’t want to sponsor drug-taking in the Alps, and the last thing anyone needs is a pill-popping tourist on top of the world. Those seeking to circumvent this rule can get a prescription for Viagra in Kathmandu, the capital of Nepal. One of the best things about this option is that you get to see some of the most scenic spots of the city, which are included in the itinerary of your guided trek. For those who want to visit other cities or towns in Nepal after their trip to Mount Everest, they can get a hold of a prescription for Viagra in Kathmandu. This way, they can continue their journey to the fullest and still get the medication they need. Just make sure you bring your passport and visa when you go to fill the prescription. The good news is that after you get your prescription, you can go back to Kathmandu and pick up where you left off before your trip. If you’re planning on climbing another mountain after you get off the boat, you might want to consider getting a stronger prescription, as it’s a continuous cycle: climb, rest, and repeat.
As you can see, there are quite a few steps needed to summit Mount Everest, but it is still possible. The key is to plan and prepare ahead of time. You’ll need a few weeks to get your skydiving license and get your tandem partner. You’ll need to research the best time of the year to undertake the trip, as well as the route that will take you to Base Camp. Your partner in crime should be somewhere near you, as distance is usually not an issue on the difficult journey to the top. When you reach Base Camp, you’ll be accompanied by Sherpas, who will help carry your gear and provide you with a guide. Finally, you’ll need to be prepared to take your medication, as prescribed by your doctor. If you adhere to the rules and timetable, you’ll have the summit experience of a lifetime and have a chance at giving your doctor a big hug once you return home. If you want to keep your medication secure, you can opt for a lock-box which can be rented in Kathmandu. There, you can leave your medication, and the key will be delivered to you upon your return. Don’t forget: take your medication as prescribed, and do not change the dose without your doctor’s approval. Your doctor will have all of the information needed to continue the treatment as soon as you get back from your adventure.