There’s a lot more to life than just getting your rocks off. For those of us who are unable to perform sexually due to a health condition, there are alternative ways to get off. And for those men who have tried and tested every pill, every therapy, and every possible way to get an erection, there is one solution that stands out: artificial vaginas. Yes, you read that right. In this blog post, we’re going to tell you all about the amazing alternative to Viagra and how you can get your own now!
Vaginas Made From Real Human Ears
Real human ears are what makes this product so special. Never before have prosthetic penises yielded such brilliant results. In fact, if you’ve ever tried to get laid using a fake dick, you’ll know exactly what we mean. It just doesn’t feel the same as getting your dick sucked by a real woman. Using prosthetic vaginas is a whole lot more satisfying and, in some cases, even allows for interracial sex. When you combine real human ears with artificial vaginas, you get the perfect combination of realism and sensation.
They Feel Just Like The Real Thing
Even better, not only do they feel like the real thing, but they also behave like it. Women have a natural instinct to provide sexual pleasure to men, and that’s exactly what these vaginas allow for. Artificial vaginas make climaxes feel even more realistic and allow the wearer to have multiple orgasms. Most of these products feature a suction cup on the clitoris that, when pressed firmly against the body, feels just like the real thing.
The Ability To Have Multiple Orgasms
Getting back to that perfect combination of realism and sensation, most artificial vaginas also offer the ability to have multiple orgasms. Sometimes a woman needs a little help getting to that point, but once she does, nothing short of a jackhammer to the ribs will bring her down.
How Do They Work?
It’s incredibly complex, but in a nutshell, the way these products work is by creating a vacuum effect in the penis. When a man gets an erection, there’s usually no such thing as an empty tank. His whole penis is always filled with blood and, for some men, even when they aren’t aroused their bodies still retain an erection. This is exactly what makes these products so special. While most other dicks suck, these dicks listen.
Where Can I Buy One?
Now here’s the tricky part. As much as we’d all love to buy our partner a present filled with a vibrator, fake penis, and some lubricant, Valentine’s Day is over. You’ll need to buy these items one by one and expect a delivery somewhere around Christmas.
Even more tricky? You’ll need someone’s help to install it. Some men are too nervous to handle the task themselves. Thankfully, there’s always someone around the corner to lend a hand.
Who Might Like To Try One?
Let’s be honest, most men wouldn’t be caught dead wearing this product. They’re made for women who want to get laid, not for men who want to feel more feminine. If you’re a woman who likes to get down and nasty with a partner, these products may be for you. Artificial vaginas are also perfect for men who want to experience vaginal sex or for those who want to feel more connected to their partners during foreplay.
The key takeaway from this article is that, for those of us who can’t perform sexually due to a health condition, there are alternatives to Viagra. So instead of popping a pill and waiting for things to happen, there’s a better way. Instead of trying to engineer an erection through constant jerking off or trying every pill in the book, there’s a solution that allows you to be more creative. For some men, they have allowed for interracial sex or even have served as a way to explore their feminine side. These products are perfect for those who want to experiment and see what happens when they engage in foreplay or vaginal sex with their partner.