Have you ever wanted to be magically transported to a tropical paradise and magically healed of whatever ails you? Well, you can make this wish come true by simply following these steps.

Step one: Go to paradise. Seriously. You don’t need a formal prescription for this tropical escapade, but it never hurts to ask. Find a beach that you love and head there as soon as possible. If you can’t go this year, go next year. Or the year after. You’ll have your own private pool and butler service waiting for you.

Step two: Allow the gods to bless you with good health. It’s time to make the most of that beach vacation and heal up. For this step, you will need a prescription for Viagra. It’s the only drug that’s proven to increase libido and improve erectile dysfunction, so it’s the perfect choice to help you fight off disease and aging. With a little magic and a lot of faith, you will become the man (or woman) that paradise dreams are made of.

Step three: Stay true to yourself. Once you arrive in paradise, you will notice that many people there seem to be a mix of both sexes. This is a reflection of what you’ll find everywhere in paradise – equal opportunity. You don’t need to pretend to be something you’re not in order to fit in. And please, don’t give much thought to what other people think of you. You are who you should be pleasing, not other people.

Step four: Enjoy your new found status as long as you can. After years of living your life as an ordinary person, you’ve finally found what you were looking for. Go out there and make the most of it. There will always be people who don’t understand or accept you for who you are, but that’s their issue, not yours. You have everything you need to be happy right now, so enjoy it.

With these steps, you will become the personification of everything nice and normal that was missing from your life. Of course, this is a magical pill as well, so make sure you take it only when necessary. Otherwise, you might end up ruining your chances of becoming perfectly healthy.

In case you were wondering, yes, this is a real drug. It is used to treat erectile dysfunction and low libido in men. And let’s face facts: being a man is hard. You’ve got a lot on your shoulders, and it’s not always easy to decide what’s important to you and what’s not. This drug can help. Take it wisely.

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