Viagra is one of the most popular medications globally and for good reason: it gets the job done. But did you know that there’s a hidden side to this medication that you should be aware of? Viagra labels can be funny, but sometimes they also serve a purpose. In this blog post, we will discuss some of the funniest trends and jokes connected to Viagra and how you can use them to your advantage.
Fashion Trends
Let’s be honest—when it comes to sex and the bedroom, men and women both have a tendency to get a little crazy. But when it comes to medication and prescriptions, men are a whole different ballgame. Historically, men have been less inclined to experiment with medications or treatments that aren’t specifically prescribed for them by a doctor. This trend has begun to change as of late, with more and more men choosing to experiment with different medications and treatments to help with different issues. One of those experimental medications is Viagra, and it’s not hard to see why: as we’ve discussed, Viagra gets the job done. But did you know that there are various fashion trends relating to Viagra and how you can wear it on your wrist or in your pocket? We’ll discuss some of the funniest trends and jokes relating to Viagra and how you can use them to your advantage.
Wearable Viagra
You may have heard of the ‘Wearable Viagra’ bracelet, which is technically not a medication, but rather a style of jewelry. The idea behind this particular fashion trend is to have the necklace, ring, or bracelet engraved with the name of the loved one you’re expressing your affection for. But what if I were to tell you that this bracelet isn’t just for showing off your affection—it actually enhances the effects of Viagra?
Engrave your jewelry with the name of the person you love most in the world. Not only will this necklace, ring, or bracelet improve your love life, but it will allow you to take Viagra more effectively. Why? Well, when you take a look at the anatomy of a penis, you’ll see that the head of the penis is called the ‘club’ and the shaft is called the ‘stack’. Think of a stack of cards; each card is like a pillar that supports the whole structure. Now, if you were to take one of these cards and rub it on your stomach, it would feel like you’re rubbing the tip of your penis on your stomach. That’s a pretty funny thought, but it’s also pretty accurate!
Because of this, the advice for people who want to take Viagra more effectively is pretty simple: wear the bracelet and enjoy your love life.
What if I were to tell you that this isn’t the only way you can enjoy the effects of Viagra? Of course not! There are actually several different ways you can enhance the effects of Viagra or any medication for that matter. For example, you can take a look at this blog post where we discuss the advantages of eating disorders relating to Viagra.
Viagra In Your Back Pocket
Many people confuse Viagra with heart medication because of their similar effects. But while heart medication is designed to be taken orally, Viagra is meant to be administered as a vaginal suppository. So, while heart medication is a form of medication that you can take, Viagra is a form that you have to give. But what if I were to tell you that there’s another way to give yourself a Viagra-like experience?
Yes, there is another way to get your fix of Viagra without having to go through a doctor or pharmacy. You can buy pre-made, pre-rolled suppositories from companies that specialize in producing these types of medications. They are just like Viagra in shape, size, and color, and because they’re already placed inside you, all you have to do is pull them out and take a bit on your tongue. The taste will be more pleasant than swallowing a tablet or pill, and as we already discussed, the effects will be the same as well!
So, while heart medication is designed to be taken by mouth, Viagra is designed to be placed inside you. The best part is that you don’t even have to remove them from your body: just pull them out and take them on your tongue. Is it really that complicated?
What if I were to tell you there’s still another way to enjoy the effects of Viagra? What if I were to tell you that there’s a way you can get a bigger bang for your buck when it comes to the effects of this medication? Well, since we work in a universe where nothing is ever really complete, you can bet that there is yet another way to increase the pleasure you get from consuming or wearing Viagra. Is it a coincidence that all of these ways to obtain or use Viagra relate to sex? I think not.
Sexual Tics And Tricks
It may surprise you to know that there are certain habits and behaviors that can enhance your lovemaking. Some research indicates that certain tics and tricks can make a difference in your sex life. While there’s no way to determine if any one particular habit or behavior will improve your sex life, it’s worth noting that many people have reported positive experiences with some of these practices. So, before you decide that any particular sexual tic or trick is ‘too weird’ or ‘not your thing’, it would be wise to try it out and see how you feel after using it.
Do Kids Know What They Are Getting Into?
With all the talk about whether or not to give children medication, it’s important to remember that this is a decision that every family needs to make for themselves. Just because your kids are getting older doesn’t mean that they’re developmentally ready to make these types of decisions on their own. This is why it’s important to discuss this option with your children’s pediatrician. If you’re comfortable doing so, you can also introduce this topic during family time. Even if your kids haven’t asked about medication yet, it never hurts to be open about sex and the different ways adults can enjoy it. As long as you don’t sugarcoat the subject, your kids will understand what they’re getting into.
More Than Meets The Eye
It would be remiss of us not to discuss the intended use of Viagra. As we’ve discussed, Viagra is a medication meant to treat erectile dysfunction. But what if I were to tell you that there are more than a few different uses for this medication?
Yes, there are. As discussed in detail in this blog post, some research has indicated that Viagra can help prevent kidney stones, lower the risk of heart disease and stroke, and even treat arthritis. So, in addition to helping with your love life, Viagra can also do a number of other things for your body! The key is in finding out what works best for you and your body and creating a medication regimen that suits your needs.
The Overall Trend
Overall, the trend with regard to fashion and style and how you can use it to your advantage is pretty clear. Now that you’re aware of the various ways you can wear, eat, or pull out your pocket to take a pill, you may find that there are more than a few opportunities to experiment and see how different fashion choices can impact your sex life. So, going au naturel with your outfits and avoiding patterns and textures is the best way to keep things fresh, both in and out of the bedroom!